My embarrasing moment

Okay, So today while Morgan was at preschool I decided to go to Dillard's and try some new makeup. I usually like getting a makeover and trying different colors. Today was not so great. The So called makeup Representative took an hour doing the makeover. Granted she was helping other people at the same time. I was amazed at how long she was taking. I asked for a everyday to day look, So I am thinking simple. No she put 2 types of foundation on me. My Eye shadow was clear past my eye. Oh and the eyeliner that I thought usually went right above the eye. She put the eyeliner in the crease. The best part was when she did the blush. The first place she started was my forehead, and then around my face, the nose and then the cheeks. She said that it helped focus the attention on my face instead of up and over my head. Well I think that I would of preferred the up and over. The lips got and instant lift with the lip liner way above the lips. But here is the embarrassing part I had to pick up my daughter from preschool, so other mothers saw the amazing look. The first thing out of my husbands mouth was wow, I don't like it. He said that I looked like a clown. Which I can not lie, it was pretty bad. I washed it off immediately, sorry no picture available. So today I was called a clown by my husband and my daughter told me that I was fat. I have no idea where she got that from, but it is not the greatest thing to hear.